Sittin' Here and Wonderin' What It's All About



"What's a Dick like you, doing on a ship like this?" Amelia couldn't stop the words from tumbling from her lips as she darkened the door of his office. The Jazz that had spilled out when the doors opened had been on par with the holo-recording her brother had found and she'd just spent the last two hours in the holodeck enjoying. Having already pushed her chips forward without even knowing the odds, she figured she might as well go all in. She draped herself against the frame of the door with a smirk, one gloved hand on her hip, and one coral pump clad foot tucked behind her other ankle. Her dress matched the color of her pumps perfectly, the back seams of her Cuban heeled nylons were straight, and her pearls draped around her neck at just the right length above the sweetheart neckline of her dress.

There were a stack of PADDs so high it was reaching for the stars and from the half-empty bottle of whiskey on the disorganised desk, it had clearly been a long, slow night. Neither a hinky crewman nor clip joint to investigate. Yes. A slow night with jazz, paperwork, and hooch. Hardly glamorous, but then Rik Caine wasn't much into glamour unless it was from a dame on his arm.

Her voice trailed through the air almost blending with the smooth melody of the saxophone playing from computer terminal on the desk. From a few feet away she looked like a whole lot of class, but then, class didn't often find its way to a security office so late at night. He grinned to himself and knew she was going to be trouble the moment she walked in the office.

"Rumour was you were in need of a half-way decent gum-shoe so they shipped me out." He leaned back in his chair. "But that's my excuse, what's a dame like you doing in a dive like this? You found yourself in some kind of dutch?" he quipped playing along and looking around the dimly lit office, styled as far from standard Starfleet as he could manage.

She snorted in amusement as she crossed the space between them, the doors sliding shut behind her with a soft whoosh as she perched herself on the edge of his desk. Her hand fell on the neck of the whiskey bottle, and she spun it to inspect the label as she pondered just what to say. The fact of the matter was, he'd shown up and settled in without so much as a nod to either herself or the Captain. It raised two finely shaped fiery eyebrows, and Amelia had volunteered to look into it.

"Trouble's my middle name, but usually because I'm the one spreading it, not the one stuck in it," she finally purred as she released her grasp on the bottle — it wasn't swill, but it wasn't anything to write home about either. "You've drawn a little notice from the bridge, so we thought we'd extend a proper welcome."

For a moment Rik was clammed. He knew he should have looked away seconds before he actually did, but the redhead had fire and was certainly easy on the eye. Truth being told, he'd always been a fan of trouble and so grinned at her comment. Probably why he ended up as an investigator; probably why he was so good at it. He needed another drink, a new hobby, and an easy life but what he had was a keen eye, a phaser, and a stubborn demand for truth and justice like a starved dog who just found the last meat-covered bone in town.

"Not one for making a scene, prefer to slip in quiet and do my job. I'm touched upstairs noticed, but I made sure the transfer papers found their way to the right high pillow — I'm guessing you got 'em just fine or you wouldn't be here." He couldn't help but notice she had gams light-years long as she perched on his desk.

He waited for her to finish eyeballing the bottle before taking another tumbler from the desk drawer. "Seeing as you found yourself here, and there ain't nothing I can help you with work wise it seems, and what with you coming all this way just to say hello, how about a smell from the barrel to make the trip worth your while? It's not the best, but sure beats synthehol to warm you on a cold tub in space. So, how 'bout it, tempt you with a short? Doesn't look like you're on duty unless there's a new uniform code I don't know about," he asked, nodding to the dress.

"Well, I haven't been caught out of uniform when I should be in it." She winked as she grinned. "You have to assure me you're not on duty either, if we're going to share a drink," she insisted as her eyes moved to his, after a quick detour past the fresh tumbler. She half expected them to be shaded by a fedora, but alas. She couldn't help a small pout at the missed visual.

His eyes were a pale blue, like sunlight bouncing off a glacier. A little heart but a lot of sorrow. The heavy five o'clock shadow that covered his slightly squared jaw was neat enough to look purposeful, but rough enough to cast some doubt. That was the line that Rik Caine walked, able to blend in on both sides of the law. For him, that was where he needed to be. To the untrained eye he guessed he looked like a common hood, but opinion wasn't something that bothered him. He ran a hand through his carelessly tussled dark hair and grinned at her comment, raising one eyebrow slightly with intrigue.

"Well officially I don't start until the morning, but something told me to settle in early... never know what kind of–" he paused "–trouble is gunna turn up when you're staring down the last half-a bottle without another soul about." He poured her a large measure, then topped up his own glass and took a swig.

"An old Earth writer once said there is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others. Well, I don't know what kind of crazy he was... but this is a bad whiskey." He coughed and shook his head slightly, half-laughing as the harsh liquor hit the back of his throat. "Sadly it was all I could rustle up on the trade freighter en-route. Met a nice blonde, pirate's moll, helped her out a little and this was the reward... not sure what that says about my work, but I suppose you'll be the judge of that. So... what do I call you red?"

"Well, if you're smart, you won't make the mistake of calling me Red again," she quipped with a laugh, and took a sip of the whiskey despite the testament as to its quality. It went down about as smooth as sandpaper, and to her credit, she managed to not cough though there was no hiding the effort made to do so. "If I decide I like you enough, you can call me Amelia, otherwise it's Commander Waterhouse." It was practically a challenge, waiting to see if he was as daring as his looks hinted — would he take the invitation or just fall back on the safety of protocol? She set the tumbler down on his desk, resting her hand on top of it. She hadn't yet decided if she was going to finish the contents, but if she wanted to offer better, it would involve retreating to her quarters.

"I'm going to hope that it says more about the blond, and her failure to show proper gratitude, than it does about your skill," she added, her fingers tapping at the glass in time with the music, her gloves softening it enough to make it nearly silent.

Rik couldn't help but chuckle. "No offence meant, just didn't know what to call you and red seemed fitting — but Amelia, well that's a very beautiful name." He paused as he took another swig of whiskey, grimacing slightly as the burning amber nectar slid down his throat like hot magma on rocks. "We can sure hope so, but I'm sure you've read my jacket and wouldn't have let me aboard if you weren't confident I could deliver."

He looked at the woman perched on his desk once again, he wasn't getting dizzy for this dame but she was a beauty — even if she was technically the boss. "Well, you got dressed up and came seeking a drinking buddy late at night... I won't lie; I know you're taken with my charm." He laughed, part self-assured but mostly with ironic jest. "Still, a dame such as you doesn't strike me as one that hangs around a dive with a gum-shoe unless you're partway sure you like him enough, or perhaps intrigued enough, to forget protocols. So..." He leaned in close and met his eyes with hers looking around like a canary about to sing. "Amelia–" he leaned back once more and let the use of her name sink in– "you're a fan of old Earth jazz?" He looked to her rhythmically tapping digits. He wondered if maybe he'd crossed a line with a command staff member that didn't know him, his style, and contemplated if this would be a short assignment. Still, it was worth the risk.

The first time her name drifted from his lips, she grinned, though she could feel a slight blush rise at his complement to her name. She trusted her make up to hide the tell tale flush, she wasn't ready to concede that ground to him. Everything that came between it, and the next time 'Amelia' danced from his lips, was a testament to how his ego stretched to the stars like gravity couldn't hold it back. The urge to pluck the single support beam that would send it tumbling to Earth sang to her like a canary in a cage. But she liked the way his voice caressed the curve of her name.

"I was dressed for the holodeck, don't flatter yourself, Rik," she chastised him though she smiled, lifting her hand from the tumbler to wave a finger at him. "It just so happens, the program I spent the last two hours in was a live recording of a little Jazz band my brother ferreted up on Earth while Vindicator was in at Utopia Planitia for refit. Lady luck must like you to set me in the right mood before sending me your way. Though, if she loved you, she would have put the idea in my head to raid my booze collection first. I have much finer than this back in my quarters." And yet, she collected the tumbler and brought it to her lips again.

The idea of inviting him back to her quarters rapped at her consciousness not unlike the two am call of a nightstick on the front door. She knew it was a bad idea, but she couldn't shake it as her eyes found his again. Disengage while you still have the upper hand, she thought to herself; yet there she stayed perched on his desk, foot bouncing in time to the music.

Rik gave her a wicked grin that played across his face as if a line was being traced in the sand. "Well I s'pose I can believe that; although Lady Luck must love me just a little if she sent trouble wrapped in a dress that fine to chin with a Joe like me." He paused for a moment and took a final swig of the rough whiskey, before emptying the last few precious drops from the bottle into his tumbler. "Impressed you like the old classics though, not too many in this day and age that have even heard of it, let alone appreciate it long enough to spend two hours in a holosuite and come seeking more."

He paused again before looking to the empty bottle, to her and then back at his own sorrowful excuse of a full glass. “Looks like we’re all out,” he mused, letting the moment drag out a little as the song changed to a slower tempo number with a soulful canary breezing out some lyrics like a leaf on the wind. Whatever her story had been when that had been recorded, that doll had had a fine set of lungs on her. "Unless of course you're planning to confirm my belief in the good lady and invite me back for something smoother... Would be a shame if you made tracks when dressed to the bricks like that after all. I'm only thinking of you, you understand," he said with a small wink showing his hand and going all in.

"My, is that tongue of yours shining like silver right now," Amelia mused, spinning the tumbler in her grasp on the desk top. Staring into those icy baby blues of his, Amelia felt like she stood on the event horizon — one misstep and she'd go tumbling in, head over heels. In the back of her head a small voice reminded her how absolutely scandalous this was, the XO flirting with an enlisted man, but like the gin in a speakeasy, that made it all the sweeter. What would Rochelle think if Amelia took the next step and invited him back to her quarters? Even if it was just a drink, the gossip vine was hot on this ship, and such a dalliance would sizzle across it like a drop of water on a griddle.

"Doll, I've been shaking the few dimes I have left since you stepped on in — you sure know how to light up a doorway and a room, and I'd be a liar if I said anything different. You should know I’m not in the habit of lying or going on the flimflam to get what I want, so my words are all I got. And ya know, you're not exactly spinning less than silver yaself," he said with a smile, watching her with interest.

She brought her drink to her lips again, to hide behind it as she considered. The firecracker rolled across her tongue and down her throat, and she couldn't help but long for something better to chase it away. She needed more time to think, and he'd provided her another topic to grasp like a mobster would an alibi — the music.

"I was lucky enough to have a mother who minored in 20th century Earth history during her time at the Academy, and both my parents love music. Couldn't help but rub off, and I like a little bit of everything,” she confessed, and took another sip. The more that passed her lips, the easier it flowed, and his boldness left her feeling obligated to finish what he'd shared with her unless she was going to retreat without him. In that case, the least a lady could do would be to leave the rest of the drink as a consolation prize? She felt like she was on the fast track to an empty glass though.

Rik paused again letting the music fill the silence and the song do all the talking. The sultry tones of the artist started singing about a girl meeting a boy and he let it linger before he spoke again. "Well it's good to know I won't be alone on this tub with my fondness for old music. You must approve of my office design," he added, looking around the room at something almost reminiscent of a PI's office from 1920's America. "See that gat behind the glass? Hundred per-cent bone-fide original," he said somewhat proudly of the antique six-shooter. "Belonged to a PI from Chicago who was shot by the mob in 1923. She's a real beauty.” He looked back at the woman that he was sure could change the rise and fall of the sun with a single smile. "Different kind of beauty to a redheaded trouble-maker," he crooned.

"You know, an old book I love has a quote that goes 'The French have a phrase for it. The bastards have a phrase for everything and they are always right. To say goodbye is to die a little'," he mused, out loud, enjoying the company of this siren that had caught his undivided attention. He was sure it was a rouse, a trap laid out before him in the night like a sneak getting ready to climb through an open window to clean a joint out. Yet, at the same time he couldn't help but enjoy the thrill, the chance of a game well worth winning.

The words flattery will get you everywhere had been about to escape Amelia's lips when Rik drew her attention to the deadly beauty behind glass, and there was no two ways about it, he'd just earned himself a ticket to her quarters. How she hadn't noticed the piece before this was a testament to how distracting he was.

"Does she work?" The important question, as the only other one left to answer she could not ask him. What bottle would she present when they reached the executive officer's suite? She didn't know him well enough to pull out the blue stuff, but she had some wonderful moonshine and some top shelf whiskey she could offer.

Rik pondered for a moment, the idea of testing the piece filling him with a sense of giddy excitement like a kid who had wandered into a candy store when his momma wasn't looking. "Good question... want to get it out and give it a test?" he asked with a mischievous twinkle in his ice blues like starlight bouncing off a tropical ocean.

"I'm sure no one will hear and drop the dime on us... it's late as well. We're all... alone, together," he emphasised. "It won't trigger any alarm either. It's too old fashioned to be picked up by the sensors," he added, almost daring her.

"You sure know just the thing to say to a girl to make her weak in the knees," she purred, then knocked back the remainder of her drink. "However." She leaned across the desk, looking straight into those icy windows of his. "If we take her to the holodeck, I've got a subroutine that'll let us play without having to waste any of those hard to replace hunks of lead."

"A dame who appreciates the value of an antique. My, my ain't you something," Rik quipped. "Well, we're clean outta hooch so moving on seems like a sound idea and you've got me intrigued with your..." he paused and pursed his lips for a moment, picking the perfect word before letting the corner of his mouth turn up as slow as a taxi pulling up outside a gin mill. "Subroutines," he concluded, allowing any indication of a double-entendre to be hers to imagine. "Lead on Miss Amelia Waterhouse — me and my gat are all yours tonight," he concluded, getting up slowly for the first time since she entered.

His physique was slender, but defined. His clothes, dark trousers and a blue shirt rolled up at the sleeves and unbuttoned at the collar, were stylishly untidy. Simple, understated. Walking with purpose to the cabinet, he tapped on the release controls as if he were a pianist rolling out a tune on the ivories and the glass promptly slid open. Rik wasn't sure if it was the revolver or her, but his heart was drumming a beat something fierce in his chest trying its hardest to escape.

Taking it out slowly Rik pushed down on the latch releasing the top-break and checked the cylinder before snapping it back with a swift wrist action. He aimed it briefly before spinning it on his finger and offering the weapon, handle first, to the vixen on his desk. "Here's where I pray I haven't troubled you enough that you jam the roscoe in my button," he said with a wink.

"I'm not one to waste my time in the company of people who don't at least amuse me," she insisted, sliding off the desk. In her heels she had a few inches on him, but she suspected they'd be nearly eye to eye if she slipped out of them, though she'd probably still have the advantage. As she closed the space between them, her fingers wrapped around the offered handle, and a chill ran up her spine. There she paused a long moment.

"Do you know your way around the ship yet?" she finally asked, taking a step backwards towards the door of the office. "Or do I need to go slow so you can keep up?" She smirked as her eyes darted between him and the pretty piece in her hand. She couldn't decide which excited her more at this point, but she kept falling into the depths of his eyes, cold as the ocean and easily just as dangerous. "I have a riddle for you, smart guy. How do you know you've satisfied a redhead?"

Rik mused for a moment exaggerating his thought process. “Do you offer bad hooch and a gun and see if she bumps ya off? Or maybe you get closer like pulling up the collar of a winter coat and see what move she makes next," he said lowering his tone and taking a step closer to the dame in front of him.

He kept his gaze on hers — locked together like the strongest safe in town. "As for knowing my way round this ol' tub, 'fraid I don't so I'll be following you blindly wherever ya lead me doll — you strike me as the type that'd enjoy that type of power though."

"That," Amelia said, finding herself stepping closer to him instead of backing towards the door as she had before, "is perhaps the treasure map to follow on how to satisfy a redhead, but it's not the big red X that tells you you've found the spot." Her heart climbed into her throat, and the sound of it in her ears was like a tommy gun on full auto. She was certain he could hear it, he had to be able to. She swallowed, and leaned just that much closer. "No, that big red X is when I unlock the handcuffs and let you go."

And with that, she stepped back from him, spun around, and was out the door. "Do keep up, I wouldn't want you to get lost. I'm having such fun," she called over her shoulder.

"You're a firecracker ain't ya doll?" he commented, his own heart beating a faster drumbeat. "Guess I'll have to go hunting for that elusive cross."

Rik watched her turn and leave, those long gams taking elegant strides like she'd learned how to float instead of walk. "Me too doll, me too," he called after her as he followed like a puppy being called for dinner, and only just managed to lock the office door as he did so.

The corridors were empty, made sense for this late hour; or was it early now? He couldn't tell. Left turn. He followed a few paces behind, partly because he didn't know the way and mostly because he was enjoying the view. Right turn. Lost as if he'd wandered into a maze, there was no return now. He was truly at her mercy. He enjoyed the back and forth power exchange of their late night encounter, kept the evening full of spice.

Another turn, left again, and there was the turbolift. As Amelia spied it, and waited for Rik to turn the corner behind her, a verse of song sprung fully formed into her head. Normally when something is fully formed in the head, it bursts from the forehead, but this danced from her lips as he rounded the corner and she turned to face him. It wasn't the first verse, but it certainly felt right.

"I fell for your jivin' and I took you in," she sang, realizing she hadn't actually summoned the turbolift yet. She half turned to press the button. "Now all you got to offer me's a drink of gin. Why don't you do right, like some other men do?" The doors opened behind her, and with only a fleeting backwards glance first, she stepped back into the turbolift. "Get out of here and get me some money too. Why don't you do right, like some other men do?" Amelia crooked her finger and beckoned him to join her in the lift. "Like some other men do."

He slowed his walking as her sultry tones hit him square in the ears. If it had been a punch in the ring, it would have been the knockout blow. He smiled, locking his eyes on hers enjoying the irony of the song she had picked. Not to be beat he took a deep breath. He wasn't much for singing; his voice, while capable of holding a tune, had a rough but pleasing growl undercutting each note. "Face of a betting women, she bets on every hand, she’s a tricking modafunkyou everywhere she lands," he responded taking the original lyrics of the song she had just sung at him. It fitted as well as a glove and by the time he had hit the last beat he was standing close just inside the turbolift door. Close enough to feel her breath, close enough for the spark to be charged.

The doors slid shut as the moment lingered, no instruction to the computer being given.

"I used to have plenty of money, the finest clothes in town, but bad luck and trouble overtaken me, bound to get me down. Please have mercy, Lord have mercy on me. Well if I've done somebody wrong, Lord, have mercy if you please... Well if I've been a bad boy, baby, I declare I'll change my ways," Rik crooned, his voice just above a whisper, continuing their musical interlude.

The computer chirped. "That deck is not recognised. Please state your destination." Rik could have cursed like a sailor at that moment but instead rolled his eyes as he caught the fiery dame's gaze once again, taking yet another step closer.

For all the teasing she had received over the years, twisting her nickname or her family name into any number of water based pun, never once had the liquid comparison ever felt so apt — the only way she could possibly have felt like more of a puddle was if she'd been a changeling. She had told herself that she was going to make him make first contact, that she wouldn't touch him until he touched her first, but he easily gave as good as he got and Amelia was not used to being anything but in charge.

She had found herself leaning in, ready to just kiss him, when the turbolift had so rudely stepped in nearly spoiling the moment. She couldn't help a small little laugh, her eyes dropping for a moment, only to find his as soon as she looked up again. Her breath caught in her throat as he took that one more step so that the only thing that kept them from touching was effort.

"I, uh–" she started, and swallowed. "How about a rain check on playing with the gat, and we go back to my quarters for a nightcap?" The words just tumbled out, tripping over themselves like a thug caught in the act, and she was sure that she was nearly the color of her dress and no amount of makeup could hide it at this point.

Rik reached his hand out slowly, lightly tracing down the elegant frame of her lower arm to the hand holding the six-shooter, his fingers grazing hers with complete intention but the possibility of accident. He lightly pried the gun away and tucked it into the back of his belt, like a cop in an old TV movie who had just taken a firearm away from a no-good hood. This moment, however, lacked the forceful arrest that followed but instead was filled with was enough sparks to light up the fourth of July.

"We're hitting on all eight doll, a nightcap at your joint sounds like a fine plan to me," he said not needing to raise his voice much in the small cylinder that was the turbolift. "Would be a fine shame if you lammed off when we're getting on so well... or at least, I'm amusing you enough to get another drink," he added, reiterating her words from earlier like playing back a favourite song on an old record player.

"Deck eight," Amelia directed the turbolift, her eyes darting upwards — a habit picked up as a child growing up on starships, but one she couldn't manage to break, no matter how juvenile she felt it made her look. "Right, another drink," she murmured as the turbolift hummed to life. "Did you want to stick to whiskey?" It was a stupid question, but it was all she could spit out. Her head still swum from the fleeting skin contact as he took the gun back, and she was mentally cursing her choice to wear the gloves with the outfit. Her eyes closed.

Rik smiled to himself as she instructed the turbolift with a flick of her eyes like she'd cast some kind of spell willing the contraption to move. Cute, he couldn't help but think as the lift steadily climbed. "I'll take whatever you think I'm worth — as long as it goes down easy and beats the poor excuse I had to offer," he said with another of those half smiles.

"You know doll, now I see ya up close and personal and in all this light; you're really quite the dish," he said, lightly tracing her hairline and faint Trill spots with a caress of his hand. Her skin was softer than the richest of silks, and he had to admit the touch made his heart beat loudly into his eardrums. He wondered how she would react, but he'd jumped in headfirst, without checking to see if there were rocks, and there was no backing out now. Day one onboard and he was already starting to feel dizzy for this dame, and not just any dame, but a forbidden redheaded vixen that had graced his doorway holding that invisible sign saying trouble in nine different languages. But those gams, those sun-blushed red lips like vine tomatoes fresh for plucking, and the fire in her eyes matching the flame red of her hair. From the first words she'd let drift through his office. Sure she may be trouble, this may all end up similar to taking a smoke in a firework factory but boy, was it worth every stolen second of forbidden time.

Amelia's eyes fluttered open again as his hand brushed her face, and she visually traced the shape of his in return as she leaned into his caress. She felt like she could crawl out of her skin waiting for the turbolift to reach her deck. At any point those doors would open, and anyone could be standing on the other side... Anyone such as Rochelle. She wasn't sure what Rochelle would think, but Amelia was almost certain her friend—her commanding officer—wouldn't approve. Part of her didn't want to disappoint, didn't want to get caught in such a scandalous position, but this just felt right. The chemistry was palpable like a looming summer rain, and all she could think about was that first raindrop that indicated the oncoming deluge.

Her hands settled on his shoulders, and she leaned in, removing the remaining bit of space between them as her lips found his. This long anticipated connection sent a jolt from head to toe as the turbolift doors slid open behind him. Amelia was beyond caring if anyone saw or not, all she wanted was to be inside her quarters where there was no one to watch her unless she invited them in.

Mirroring her every move, but looking nowhere near as good as an honest reflection, he felt her lips connect with his. The culmination of their game — the big reveal. Turned out they both had the winning hand that night. It was soft, tender, sweet. Electric enough to power the whole ship. His hands instinctively wrapped around her, pulling her in closer and resting on the small of her back. The moment, like a scene out a movie, played out without interruption as he continued to embrace the red headed dame who making him dizzy.

He pulled away slightly at a time that felt natural to do so and rested his forehead on hers, their noses lightly grazing. His breathing was more rapid, his baby blues firmly locked on hers. If a picture could paint a thousand words than that moment was an entire library. "You're full of surprises Amelia," he managed to whisper through baited breath. Before she could return a comment he had embraced her once again. Rik hadn't even noticed the doors opening behind him, exposing their forbidden moment to anyone around. He didn't think he cared if anyone was to see—there are some things in life worth loosing everything for—he figured this was one of them. Figured, no. He was damn certain this was one of them.

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